#9

The Big One
Starring Micheal Moore

1:20 a.m.

MAT

Micheal Moore is one sided. This documentary is anti-downsizing.
"The word 'share-holder' does not appear in the U.S. Constitution."

4 out of 4 stars

GREG

Centralia, Illinois is boring. I would not like to live there. Rich desires sexual relations with Micheal Moore. I don't feel like writing anything about this movie. Man, I wish a was asleep. I only got four hours of sleep last night. I am so tired.....This movie was good.

It gets 4 MRU's out of 5
4 hate points, all of which are carried over from
Red Dawn, and Always

ZACK

Micheal Moore basically touches open several tangents that all include the message: "corporations are bad." Mat has woken up for this one, surprisingly. Sleep has claimed another victim. Greg is next to me, unconscious. Oh, he's awake again, drat. This movie rules. Greg is not doing a good in surviving this movie.

5 out of 5 Quality Points
0 hate points out of 10

Mat's Nugget of Wisdom

Movie: "It's about 6:15 in the morning......."
Mat: "No, it's 1:25....."
Greg: "What did you say?"
Mat: "nothing."

RICH

AAAA. I don't know anyone more smug and self-righteous than Micheal Moore. He's a prick. BUT he was better in 1996 than he was in 2000. I didn't like him when he was campaigning for Nader, but I like him in this, taking on the downsizing. I'm anti-downsizing. Hey! part of this took place at Macalester College, my college. I am excited.

3 out of 5 Hogans
1 out of 5 Hate Points

"I stubbed my toe and it was funnier than 'Steve and Vicki in the Morning."

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