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MAT A fine horror film. Lots of good deaths, copious nudity, and disturbing scenes. Not to forget slumber, sweet, sweet slumber. 3.5 out of 4 stars GREG This is a pretty stupid horror flick. Didn't watch it oh so carefully, but looked OK from what I saw. The make-up is lame, but what do you expect? This movie is insane. 3 MRU's out of 5 0 hate points ZACK Hitler makes a shitty wrestler. I've seen one too many fat guy's asses in this movie, specifically one guy who refuess to wear pants.I guess the people in this movie have been trying to collect body parts. I'll just assume they're for sexual purposes. They use a dummy instead of hiring another actor. brilliant. Well, not actually. Mat is dozing off again. He definitely lacks male genitals, of course it was Rich who supplied with that information. Before, I wasn't paying much attention to it, so I didn't know what was going on. Now that I have been watching it for awhile, I'm still quite confused. 2.5 out of 5 Quality Points - shitty FX 0 hate points out of 10 Greg:"Are they going to cut her open with a hacksaw?" Zack: " No, they're going to baptize her with that hacksaw." Rich: "I was baptized with a hacksaw." Zack's Caffeine Frenzy Soda Review!!! American Fare Dr. Rocket 12 0z. at the mere price of a quarter is not too shabby, but the drink itself was rather mediocre. Not something that I would choose if I were looking to get a lot of caffeine. 4 out of 10 RICH Even though the guy has been dead sicne 1962 and it's like 1982, his brain is still fresh as the day god made him. What a godawful nightclub. hmmm, the murder vistim has learned a valuable lesson. Maybe next time she won't go home with the next guy who wants to jump her bones. "Nothing I haven't done with Mat's sister." What will the police officers write in there report? "Just a simple case of murder." People biting each other, Hitler guitarists, Shiva with a mouth in her stomach, green guys, eating of people..... 4.5 out of 5 Hogans 0 out of 5 Hate Points