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MAT This flick starts with a big airplane. Dreyfuss is gonna die soon. Always is another Spielburg flop. Whoops, he doesn't die yet. Our boardgame for this movie, is going to be X-men. The rules for the game sound complicated. Dreyfuss is still alive. Dreyfuss has copulated with his wife. Dreyfuss is dead. It's a slow flick. Certainly less funny than the spasm-inducing 1941. On the other hand, the X-men game is great. A psuedo-RPG with lots of action figures - great fun. I give Always 1/2 out of 4 Stars X-men gets High Rockitude GREG Richard Dreyfuss is having sex with a woman. This movie sucks. This movie is pretty slow - unlike Mat's sister. I had wild monkey sex with Mat's sister lastnight, and every night before since first destiny brought us together. [The previous statements bare no resemblance to the truth, and should not be taken as such. - editor.] This movie is very slow. I wish I were not watching this movie right now. Mat sucks for picking it out. Greg: "Masturbation is not allowed." Rich: "I might as well go home, then" This movie is not good enough to get a rating of any sort. ZACK I hate this movie. Richard Dreyfuss walks around as a ghost. Even after his death, Dreyfuus still finds a way to get on my nerves. This movie is terrible. Spielburg made a horrible by making this movie, as did every one else who was involved in its creation. -1,000 out of 5 Quality Points 1,000 hate points go to Mat Zack's Caffeine Frenzy Soda Review!!! Big Red Cola This 20 oz. bottle of Big Red Cola costs around $1.00 It has a somewhat bubble gum taste, but the over abundant carbonation detracts from it. A decent soda, but once again, a serious lack of caffeine. I rate it at 5 out of 10 RICH Greg got X-men confused with Star Trek. What a Jabroni. I dislike Richard Dreyfuss very much. Holly Hunter and John Goodman are clearly upset over Richard Dreyfuss's death. I'm surprised that anyone could be upset over Richard Dreyfuss's death. Richard Dreyfuss sucks. I think Holly Hunter is a man. Rich: "Your is mom is really good." Greg: "In bed?" Rich: "Yes." Greg: "You don't have to tell me that!" I agree with Greg: The game had high rockitude, and the movie had high suckitude. 1 Hogans out of 5 Amount of hate to person who picked this: 5 out of 5