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MAT Mr. T is in this movie. However, "Too Sweet" is the hero. It starts like a cheap Rocky knock-off. Ernie Hudson is the bad guy. Mr. T say: "Ain't nobody box me with a razor." Too Sweet wants to fuck, but his girl friend wants to wait until marriage. Ernie Hudson rapes Too Sweet's lady. They fight. I thought this would be a good time blaxploitation flick, but it's a bit more serious. One guy has a cool beard. Rocky rip-off 2 - "Gonna Fly Now" Ernie Hudson slaps around women. There's a cool dwarf. This is such a Rocky rip-off, yet it has it's unique touches. 3 out of 4 Stars Now THAT is a cool beard! GREG Ernie Hudson is cool. Mr. T is way cool, however, naturally. Too Sweet is cool. Ernie's character sucks. I am enjoying this movie. That guy has a cool beard. Rich desires to see Air Bud: World Pup. I wish I had a monocle. The pacing in this movie is good. "Seldom Seen" is amazing. Mat is a dirty sobriquet. There's lots of boxing in this movie. It's getting a bit slower. It gets 4 MRU's out of 5 1 hate unit. You can tell he's evil, because he wears a wig. ZACK Mr. T is going to train Too Sweet to kick Ernie Hudson's ass. This movie sure does have some good pacing in it. Mr. T rules. There is a serious lack of movies that feature Mr. T. It makes perfect sense that Mr. T would be the one to defeat in the main antagonist, as opposed to it being the hero of the movie. 3.5 out of 5 Quality Points 0 hate points go to Mat Mat's Nugget of Wisdom Mat: "Tootsie's a good movie." I can tell you this much. If Mr. T gives you advice, You had better fucking listen! RICH Oh man, I hope this film is good. I like the "Star Wars"-like opening. Mr. T ROCKS. I can't emphasize that enough. Mr. T is kicking the crap out of that guy. The rape scene = disturbing. This guy has a cool beard. Greg wants to have sex with a crocodile, badly. He also wants to sleep with Ernie Hudson. Greg regularly visits crocodilesex.org, searching for pictures of crocs in hot coital action. "He's too quick, he's too fast, he's too sweet!" The midget rocks. Escpecially when he talks about getting what is a slang word for a woman's private parts. [putang - editor] 5 Hogans out of 5 Amount of hate to person who picked this: none, since it was me.