2:11 p.m.
MAT
After a wacky warning, we started
on the boardgame: SolarQuest, a game that is not unlike Monopoly,
but in space. A detective talks to a topless woman with cheesy
sound effects. Oops, they were filming a porno. "Jack you're
the only liquor a girl can trust." This movie has lots of
topless scenes and quirky sound effects. It had some funny lines.
3 out of 4 stars
As for SolarQuest: Medium Rockitude
GREG
This movie rocks, the sounds
effects especially. The acting is terrible, but funny. The nudity
is extremely gratuitous. We are now playing the boardgame: SolarQuest.
There sure is a lot of nudity. If you like seeing naked girls,
I recommend this movie. This movie is much better than Red Dawn.
I give this movie 4 MRU's out
of 5
Amount I hate the person who pick it: 0 out of 5
SolarQuest- Low level Rockitude
for the game itself.
Enjoy level: High because Zack and I cheated.
ZACK
The acting in this movie is
hilarious. There's an over abundance of topless women. SolarQuest
is a decent boardgame.
Red Dawn was terrible.
This movie has a whole lot of nudity.
3.5 out of 5 Quality Points
0 out of 10 hatred to person points.
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Mat's Nugget of Wisdom
Zack:"Do you know anyone
with a monkey?"
Mat: "George Romero has a monkey."
Zack: "Dammit, you don't know George Romero!" |
RICH
I am glad I picked this movie.
Great sound effects, gratuitous nudity.......no, just kidding.
What does Mars have to do with this movie? they should have called
it Naked Girls from Earth.
"Do I look like an idiot?"
"I don't know, I can't see your face."
The homicide detective = cool.
My favorite scene is where the porn star gets turned on by garbage.
Well, Greg cheated at SolarQuest. what a shocker.
Solarquest: Medium Rockitude
Bad Girls from Mars: 4.5 out of 5 Hogans
"There is no room on Mars
for Limp Dicks." |
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