7:10 a.m.

MAT How Awful. [The longer Mat stayed asleep, the more I drew on his face - editor] GREG I've never even seen the Blair Witch Project, so I predict not understanding this movie. I do not want to watch this movie, with intensity. Ho-Ly crap this movie sucks. It is not funny. Pauly Shore is the best actor of his generation. Bad, I wish I weren't watching this. I desire to severely bludgeon myself. Rich is sleeping. This movie would have been better if it had Jack the Chimpanzee. ZACK Severely un-funny parodies of the Blair Witch Project. All of them suck, and all of them contain the same "jokes". I hate this movie, I hate Mat for picking this one. I also hate you, the viewer [All two of you -editor]. I think I should add that this movie is really painful. Rich has fallen asleep, he now has sharpie on his face. I am a master of drawing on people who are asleep. Zack's Caffeine Frenzy Soda Review!!! Red Bull It cost $2 dollars for 8.2 oz. It tastes horrible, and induced a stomach ache within 3 sips. I'm certainly not getting any damn wings from this crap. This drink has made me feel quite ill. So far, this is the only drink that I've had, that induces pain. 1 out of 10 RICH The fact that I have to go to work in a few hours haunts me. Sweet lord, I despise Pauly Shore. Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.