#14

Ninja Operation: Licensed to Terminate
Starring a bunch of poorly dresses "ninjas"

8:38 a.m.

MAT

lots of ninjas fight each other. Has bad make-up. The ninjas want to kill the baby. "Save face or more your neck."

3 out of 4 stars
[Mat came up with this, after being awake for only 12 minutes of the movie. - editor]

GREG

Cool, their headbands say "ninja" This movie is known in some circles to rock totally hard. This is one of those circles.

5 out of 5

ZACK

Rich awoke for this one, just in time to realize that I was drawing on his face. This movie has an incredibly high level of Rockitude. Andrew, on the other hand, has a high level of suckitude. I dread the can of Blue Ox, that I will be drinking during this movie. The dubbing in this movie is hilarious. Greg is now deep alseep. I am the XMW 3 champion. Rich and I built a fort around Greg. It's a shame that I ran out of picture for my camera. This is quite a photo opportunity. This non-sensical piece of cinema is still going strong. Really bad acting does not get old.

4 out of 5 Quality Points
0 Hate to Rich

Zack's Caffeine Frenzy Soda Review!!!
Blue Ox

While still feeling the negative effects of Red Bull, I drank this over-priced can of Blue Ox. Blue Ox was as bad as Red Bull, of course it still wasn't very good.

RICH

Greg: "Saved By the Bell Rocks!"
Greg: "Zack Rocked me."
Mat: "I rock out to Enya, John Tesh, and Yanni."

Go ninja go ninja go ninja go ninja go.

I am not following this movie's plot. best part: building a fort around Greg. Oh good lord, some sleep right now wouldn't hurt. I hate all Australians.

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