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MAT This chimp does it all - brush his teeth, take out the trash - even help deaf girls! The acting is not very good, except for the chimp. Final Rating: Action packed, high flying tear-jerkers rule. I had several orgasms during this movie. GREG This chimp is amazing. He wears a wrist watch, and cracks wise with the professor. He even skates and plays checkers. When Jack starts playing hockey, the laughs start rolling in. Jack is amazing. More amazing than Rich, that's for sure. Oh man, this movie rocks. I give this movie 12 MRU's out of 5 0 hate points Mat's Nugget of Wisdom Mat: "Have you seen Mystery, Alaska?" Zack: "No" Mat: "That was a poor movie." Greg: "Yeah, thanks for bringing that up." ZACK The side plot about the deaf girl is very unneccessary. I don't mean to talk bad about her, but we aren't here to see some girl, we want more of the chimp. This is an incredibly amazing movie. Chimps are obviously superior to man in every aspect. Mat might understand this if he were actually awake. 17 out of 5 Quality Points -40 hate points out of 10 Zack's Caffeine Frenzy Soda Review!!! Wildberry Blast Ignite This 20 oz. bottle of Ignite has a somewhat mediocre taste. It wasn't that great, but did contain 100% of 3 different B vitamins, making this the healthiest thing I've consumed all day. 4 out of 10 RICH Greg: "That monkey can speak sign language." Rich: "Can you speak sign language?" Greg: "No. I'm dumber than a chimp." Greg: "Let the chimp have his fun.....Dr. Hitler!" This movie rocks. Mat: "I hate deaf people." Greg: "This team needs someone to come and shape it up. Someone JUST LIKE Jack the Chimpanzee!." Rich:"I like how we talk over the scenes that don't feature the chimp." Zack: "Damn right, we do!" Greg: "More Hockey, less talky!" Zack: "More chimp, less gimp. and by gimp, I mean the little deaf girl." He truely is the most valuable primate. Greg: "A man and a monkey are hugging." Zack: "And that's the way it should be, goddammit!" Slow paced? my ass! This movie is dedicated to all the chimps who lost their lives in Vietnam 5 out of 5 Hogans 0 out of 5 Hate Points