7:42 a.m.

MAT Now that I feels more rested, Drop Dead Fred starts with a little Phoebe Cates saying "what a pile of shit!".After losing everything, she drops a big box. Her life is sucking, but Drop Dead Fred returns from a jack-in-the-box. Fred is totally insane. He's insulting, obnoxious, and wears green. (Mat fell asleep soon after.again) 4 out of 5 GREG Teeny Phoebe rocks the house. I love teeny Phoebe. Totally in touch with inner Feldman. A movie always gets a plus for having Phoebe Cates in the female lead. Corey Haim rocks, though he is not in this movie. Drop Dead Fred is incredible. Rest of movie sucks. Phoebe Cates needs to lighten up, and stop being an ass. Double for her mom. Phoebe Cates mom sucks ass. Phoebe Cates mom sucks ass. [e.n.- he did write it twice] exact opposite of Corey Haim's mom in "Just One of the Girls". Phoebe Cates's hat rules. Mickey fartpants wants to score with Phoebe Cates. Little Mickey wanted to score with teeny Phoebe. Phoebe Cates is insane. She talks to herself. Something is very, very. very wrong with Fred. Teeny Phoebe is only 5 years old. I like to doodle in the margins of the paper. Conclusion: Not enough teeny Phoebe. Old Phoebe sucks less, though. More Teeny Phoebe-esque. Getting in touch with inner teeny Phoebe. Annabella sucks, and doesn't wear panties. Charles sucks. I hope he and Phoebe don't get back together. ZACK This guy rules. Phoebe Cates needs to get laid. She needs to call me. Drop Dead Fred is amazing. This movie is hilarious. The return of Greg's irritating brother, Andrew. Greg needs to shut the hell up. Phoebe's mom is an absolute bitch. If I was there, I'd turn Phoebe Cats into a punk rocker, and we'd both kick her mom's ass. I want to sleep. It's been over 20 hours of movie watching. The Burbs was absolute trash. (except for Corey Feldman.) We just caught Mat trying to pick his nose. Greg is a pedophile. He said so. I think we need to film another sign over Mat, while he sleeps. [10 minutes later.] OK, we just did, and it was funny. For some strange reason, Greg's brothe insists on talking to me. Final Rating: 3 out of 5 0 out of 10 on the Mat suckitude scale. (he was asleep.)

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