9:18 a.m.

MAT Corey Feldman, and Corey Haim star in this sequel to the earlier confusing movie. The original was more confusing, but this one does't make much sense either. [e.n. - being half-asleep doesn't help.] Something to do with sunglasses. Corey Haim has a smaller part than he had in the first one. (Mat fell asleep soon after.again) 3 out of 5 GREG Last Movie! Victory! Do I smell Guinness? The movie started maybe 10 seconds ago, and Mat already made a stupid comment. Phoebe Cates should play Rachel. I like the plot device of magic shades. Haim is figuring stuff out, and not Feldman. Lame! Hot chick not interested in Feldman. Yet. I am bitter. Corey Feldman eaven preaches convincingly. Andrew idiot. Feldman cool. Movie = no sense, probably due ot lack of sleep. Feldman about to kick ass. Evil bitch will get her own. Feldman's idea is rejected. Feldman will hook up with Rachel. Feldman's character asks stupid questions. Rating: 3 MRU's out of 5 4 Feldman's out of 5 Death Count: Barring Mat, Greg, and Zack, only 1 ZACK Just as insane as the first one. Man, this one is going to be tough. The final movie. Luckily it features both Corey's. I'm having trouble trying to write this. Corey Feldman learned to drive from T.V., of course. Feldman is still cool. Even if I really want to sleep. Greg is looking for a fight. Every one want sunglasses. 10:22, a mere 25 minutes left. The fin stach(?) Mat is guilty on several counts of blasphemy against Corey Feldman.

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