6:02 a.m.

MAT Tom Hanks steps through grass. He bitches at Carrie Fisher. They have maniac nieghbors called the Kovacs, which have Corey Feldman. They get chased by bees. The only hilarious thing of the scene is hoping that Tom Hanks is violently allergic to bee stings. Most comedies are supposed to be funny. The Burbs is a comedydesigned to inflict pain upon audiences. (Mat fell asleep soon after, so Greg and I finished his review.) 6 out of 5 I loved it because I'm a sucky pansy. GREG Tom Hanks is not funny. In fact - he's an idiot. Corey Feldman's line of "I love that guy" is, well, feldman-esque. Tom Hanks sucks ass at any time of day. Especially at 6:00 a.m. THIS MOVIE SUCKS. /|\ | Red, the color of Tom Hank's Blood. We need to stay quiet, so Mat falls asleep. Conclusion: Feldman Rules Rating: 0 MRU's out of 5 Though I'm in no postion to judge it. -infinity Feldman's out of 5 Death Count: 0, unfortunately. ZACK Mat is really stupid. Corey Feldman sits, and laugh s at Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is an idiot. I liked when Tom Hanks died in Saving Private Ryan. Mat is officially brain dead. He says that "16 Candles" is just like "The Breakfast Club". He, obviously, has never see the two movies. He also forgot how to breath 2 hours ago. Though, seriously, "The Breakfast Club" is about a bunch of different types of students bonding in detention hall, while "16 Candles" is about a girl turning 16 and falling in love. Mat thinks he's such a big shot, but he's not. Mat sucks. He's so close to falling asleep. Final Rating: Corey Feldman get 50 out of 5 The rest of the movie get -50 out of 5 I dissagree with Greg. Tom Hanks's blood is not red, It's Thick, black, and oily. Like his heart. 10 out of 10 on the Mat suckitude scale. Mat fell asleep, so he gets 10 out of 10 on the pansy scale.

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