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MAT Kiefer Sutherland and Bill from "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure", are bad-ass vampires. Corey Feldman insults Corey Haim. Corey Haim reads a vampire comic. Rumor has it, Hollywoods trying to re-make this as "The Lost Girls". The director of the Lost Boys directed such wonderful films as Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin. Corey Haim's older brother wants to be a vampire and feels a bit peckish. A few scenes later, They face off against Keifer Sutherland in a training sequence worthy of Rocky. The make-up is interesting, the acting is servicable, the showdown is incredible. After this movie, I'll never look at garlic the same way again. The early vampire killing scenes are pretty awful. 4 out of 5 GREG The appearence of Jason Patric creates unpleasant flashbacks to Speed 2: Cruise Control, which I had previously tried to repress. I heard somewhere that Mat's an idiot. Haim + Feldman, dynamic duo once again. Feldman always play a lovable character. In this movie he plays a new type of character, convincingly, of course. Corey Feldman is the greatest actor of all time! Bill, Keifer, Haim, Feldman, this movie must be good. "They're only noodles, Micheal" would be an excellent for an album. This movie is cool. I like vampires. I like Bill from "Bill+ Ted...." . If I were a woman, I would like to bag Corey Feldman. I hope that doesn't sound weird. Conclusion: Grandpa - rocks. Feldman - rocks, Movie- eh. Rating: 3.5 MRU's out of 5 3.5 Feldman's out of 5 Death Count: 16 ZACK This blows my mind. It's directed by Joel Shumacher, and it doesn't suck?! Another odd part is that Corey Feldman plays a supporting role, yet has top billing. That's the way it should always be. [e.n. - at least the top billing part.] Have I mentioned that Mat is an idiot lately? Bill from "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure" looks funny with long hair. I'm still a little tired. I really like this couch. If Mat wasn't also using it, I'd be making a fort out of it. Mat sucks. When Jason Patric fell off o the bridge, I bet he crapped himself. Whoa, I sware that I just saw the Leprechaun run across the backround in a scene in the kitchen. I like the grandfather. The presence of Feldman allowed this movie to maintain it's perfect score. Final Rating: 5 out of 5 on the Feldman scale 7.7 out of 10 on the Mat suckitude scale. (I hope he falls asleep.)

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