3:00 a.m.

MAT At Reagan High School, it's rock and roll high school day - where you can do whatever you want! Corey Feldman skateboards around school like a maniac. He even offers to pay money to watch a refridgerator. The new VP, Darth Vader [e.n. - it's actually Dr. Vader] has strict new rules. Corey Feldman is also lead singer of his band, "the Eradicators". Vader Screws their schedules. Can they bring their rock androll music back? Corey Feldman has his eyes on a substitute teacher. The school turns into an Orwellia prison. The music is lackluster, the villian is uninspiring, and the plot is desperate. Even Mojo Nixon's cameo is uninspiring. 2 out of 5 GREG (Greg refered to the Corey Haim imitation as Corey Hain.) Dare I say it - Mat sucks. He is a loser. Names in the movie are incedible. Mat doubts Corey Feldman's skills. Mat is a woman. Dr. Vader sucks ass. Feldman should teach her a lesson, and he will, I'm sure. He and his cheap Corey Hain. Corey Feldman can even sing. I am now convinced that he is some sort of sentient being. If Corey Feldman were any cooler, he would be tried and prosecuted for super coolness. I'm convinced that he already cool beyond any legal measures. Corey Feldma's version of "Tutti Frutti" make Little Richard look like Billy from Gremlins. Hain is......in inadequate (to say the least), compared to Haim. He makes me want to puke. This movie is incredible. Zack is a gay crack whore. Vader mad Feldman mad. Vader is going down. Vader must die. again? - you do not mess with Corey Feldman. Conclusion: Feldman - God, Corey Hain- satan. Movie - the bible. I worship this movie. Rating: 5 MRU's out of 5 5300 Feldman's out of 5 Death Count: a very deserving 1 ZACK The name alone gets 10 points. Mat is already bashing this movie about 15 minutes into it. Mat is a dirty fascist and a communist. A strange match up, but Mat pulls it off. Dr. Vader is evil. Corey Haim did not appear in this movie, despite haveing a role written for him. The replacement actor is a piece of shit. Some of the other movies were good, but this one just toys with your mind. It deasn't help that it's 3:30 in the morning and we've already sat through 10 movies. Greg likes his manly mom, hehe. Cool, the name of the radio station is "K-rad". Dr. Vader is , so going to get it. So will the fake Corey Haim. Mojo Nixon is very cool. (the scored would have been doubled if they had used the real Corey Haim.) Final Rating: 5000 out of 5 on the Feldman scale 8.5 out of 10 on the Mat suckitude scale. (I hope he falls asleep.)

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