#7

Pretty in Pink
Starring Andrew McCarthy, and Molly Ringwald

7:33 p.m.

MAT

Molly Ringwald has red hair in this movie. Her dad is perverted since he offers her fashion tips. It has a geek like sixteen candles. Molly Ringwald still hasn't grown breasts yet. Also, much like most teen movies, the blondes are bitches. John Hughes directing has become more static compared to his earlier releases. Molly is in love with Andrew McCarthy, providing a start to a feeble plot. Andrew Dice Clay plays a bouncer, but uses PG language. The plot seems predictable so far- She'll hook up with McCarthy. This movie has no unique characters.


What about the horribly
mis-cast Annie Potts?

Jonathon Cryer doesn't even try to be different from Anthony Micheal Halls. [E.N. - mostly because his role was written for AMH.] Annie Potts was much better in Ghostbusters and John Hughes loves his musical montages more than ever. I honestly think John Hughes wrote this in his sleep. There is a cool china shop.

2 out of 4 stars

GREG


There is no explanation
that excuses this picture.
I like the Brat pack, and John Hughes. Andrew Dice Clay is in this movie. That's pretty cool. Molly Ringwald wears a lot of huge bracelets. Mat is shirtless. Unfortunately. Duckie should have been played by Anthony Micheal Hall. Andrew McCarthy is cool, though. However, I can see why AMH turned such a role down. Molly Ringwald is unusually whiny. This movie needs mutant bikers. Molly Ringwald has red hair and big teeth. Zack just implied that he wanted to be fellated by Robert Downey Jr. I love forced emotional scenes. If I ever make a movie, it will consist entirely of nude Demi Moore/Phoebe Cates, , forced emotional scenes, mutant bikers, midgets, monkey, and the song "Christmas is Hollis".

This movie. Eh.....
I give it 3 out of 5.

ZACK

Molly Ringwald is poor, while Andrew McCarthy is a rich kid. There is an attraction between them. Jon Cryer took the role that Anthony Micheal Hall turned down. It seems that Andrew McCarthy is an amazing hacker. Mat's a freak. I grabbed the back of his shirt, so that I could spray water down his back, and for some strange reason, he took his shirt off. So I, naturally, grabbed his shirt, and tossed into a large storage room that happened to be nearby. Molly Ringwald ripped out Jonathon Cryer's heart. Mat started asking about the developement of Molly Ringwald's breasts.

Conclusion: Eh... alright, I guess.

3 out of 5 Quality Points
6 out of 10 Bratpack Points

Mat's Nugget of Wisdom

Mat:"Come on, give me my shirt back,
it's 40 degrees outside.
Zack:"So? you're inside.

RICH

Once again, Molly Ringwald. I like red heads, but she's also pretty attractive without red hair. Not just attractive - hot. This movie is a lot like Sixteen Candles. Greg:"Hey Mat. Why don't you put your shirt on? Are you trying to come on to us?" Mat is graphically talking about Molly Ringwald's breasts. Girl's breasts don't bother me. Mat talking about a girl's breasts does.

Conclusion: 3 stars out of 5

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