7:33 p.m.
MAT
Molly Ringwald has red hair
in this movie. Her dad is perverted since he offers her fashion
tips. It has a geek like sixteen candles. Molly Ringwald still
hasn't grown breasts yet. Also, much like most teen movies, the
blondes are bitches. John Hughes directing has become more static
compared to his earlier releases. Molly is in love with Andrew
McCarthy, providing a start to a feeble plot. Andrew Dice Clay
plays a bouncer, but uses PG language. The plot seems predictable
so far- She'll hook up with McCarthy. This movie has no unique
characters.
What about the horribly
mis-cast Annie Potts? |
Jonathon Cryer doesn't even
try to be different from Anthony Micheal Halls. [E.N. - mostly
because his role was written for AMH.] Annie Potts was much better
in Ghostbusters and John Hughes loves his musical montages more
than ever. I honestly think John Hughes wrote this in his sleep.
There is a cool china shop.
2 out of 4 stars
GREG
There is no explanation
that excuses this picture. |
I like the Brat pack, and John Hughes.
Andrew Dice Clay is in this movie. That's pretty cool. Molly
Ringwald wears a lot of huge bracelets. Mat is shirtless. Unfortunately.
Duckie should have been played by Anthony Micheal Hall. Andrew
McCarthy is cool, though. However, I can see why AMH turned such
a role down. Molly Ringwald is unusually whiny. This movie needs
mutant bikers. Molly Ringwald has red hair and big teeth. Zack
just implied that he wanted to be fellated by Robert Downey Jr.
I love forced emotional scenes. If I ever make a movie, it will
consist entirely of nude Demi Moore/Phoebe Cates, , forced emotional
scenes, mutant bikers, midgets, monkey, and the song "Christmas
is Hollis". |
This movie. Eh.....
I give it 3 out of 5.
ZACK
Molly Ringwald is poor, while
Andrew McCarthy is a rich kid. There is an attraction between
them. Jon Cryer took the role that Anthony Micheal Hall turned
down. It seems that Andrew McCarthy is an amazing hacker. Mat's
a freak. I grabbed the back of his shirt, so that I could spray
water down his back, and for some strange reason, he took his
shirt off. So I, naturally, grabbed his shirt, and tossed into
a large storage room that happened to be nearby. Molly Ringwald
ripped out Jonathon Cryer's heart. Mat started asking about the
developement of Molly Ringwald's breasts.
Conclusion: Eh... alright, I
guess.
3 out of 5 Quality Points
6 out of 10 Bratpack Points
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Mat's Nugget of Wisdom
Mat:"Come on, give me my shirt
back,
it's 40 degrees outside.
Zack:"So? you're inside. |
RICH
Once again, Molly Ringwald.
I like red heads, but she's also pretty attractive without red
hair. Not just attractive - hot. This movie is a lot like Sixteen
Candles. Greg:"Hey Mat. Why don't you put your shirt on?
Are you trying to come on to us?" Mat is graphically talking
about Molly Ringwald's breasts. Girl's breasts don't bother me.
Mat talking about a girl's breasts does.
Conclusion: 3 stars out of 5 |
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