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MAT Anthony Micheal Hall - he even looks dorky without glasses. After being shanked by Rober Downey Jr., no doubt in an effort to support his early cocaine habit, he manages to look funny. John Hughes is an OK director, at least for this film. The computer graphics blew. Watching Anthony Micheal Hall talking to some blues brothers is pretty funny, although the shower scene needed some nudity. The party scene lacks any real humor because AMH and his friend are in the bathroom for the whole time. The scene with the grandparents near the end is hilarious, as is a weird plot twist. The biker mutants don't help much. As William Goldman would say, "This movie is in third act shit!" Other than "The night of weird shit.", Weird Science is pretty good. The end goes on for way too long. 3 out of 4 stars GREG Gary and Wyatt are losers. They create a girl to live out their sexual fantasies. Gary is funny. Mat sucks. This movie takes place in Shermer, Illinois. The scene in the blues club, rocks. Gary's dad is hilarious. Rober Downey Jr. is a jerk. A REAL jerk. The black bartender is real cool. Wyatt and Gary are losers to the max. Mat is making fun of this movie. Chet sucks. This movie has the song "Tenderness" by General Public, in it. Final Conclusion: This movie = hilarious Rating: 4.5 movie rating units (MRU's) out of 5 ZACK Gary and Wyatt are the school dorks. They create a woman with magic powers, using their computer in a scene more unbelievable than anything seen in the movie, Hackers. Now Lisa, their woman, is going to turn them into party animals. The Blues club scene is good. Anthony Micheal Halls plays a convincing old, drunk, black, blues man. Towards the end, a gang of mutant bikers show up for the party. It makes more sense than most of this movie. Damn, I think is trying to suck this time around. Conclusion: Overall, a good movie, Mat is an idiot. I guess 4 out of 5 Quality Points 4 out of 10 Brat Pack Points. Mat's Nugget of Wisdom Mat:"Hey, that guy kind of looks like Bill Paxton." Greg:"Uh... that is Bill Paxton." Mat:"Oh. I guess that explains it then. RICH I enjoy the amazing real life computer graphics in this movie, and how easy it is to break into a government computer. It's almost too plausible. I don't like how AMH's voice goes up an octave, when AMH's friend is in the bathroom and says "Goddamn," I think it's because he saw how small his johnson was. AMH is pretty racist in one scene. Hey, Bill Paxton is the asshole, older brother. "You know, I'm getting really bored of this shit." Yeah, me too. Wyatt is getting annoying. The "Toss-off" scene is good. The black bartender rules. "Tell you what, you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass!" The killer mutant scene is cool. I like where the guy says "This Bud's for you," hands the killer mutant a glass of beer and the mutant breaks it in his face. This movie starts off slow, but then it rules. "This is sort of a night of weird shit." [E.N. - I have no idea what Rich is refering to here.] They have 15-minute breaks in between each film. We don't pull that shit. Conclusion: This movie started off slow, but in the end, it rocked. 4 and a half out of 5