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MAT James Belushi was a bit less chunky in the 80's as he describes a sexual encounter to Rob Lowe. In real life, it would probably be the other way around. Demi Moore has the hots for Rob Lowe. After fucking her, she makes a hasty exit. Apparently Demi Moore is a whore [E.N. - figuratively of course, not professionally.] in this movie. She just gave Rob Lowe the cold shoulder, but admits to her boss that she is seeing someone else. She even admits to Rob Lowe, "I may be easy, but I'm not stupid." She can't act, either. Her extent of acting, is quivering her voice, while Rob Lowe does her. They have sex a lot, and Demi gets naked a lot. I like that, but I assume the play, that the movie is based off of, has less nudity. Even though Rob Low is called a "14-carrot fuck-up", he still stands up to his boss. I give it 2 out of 4 stars. GREG Rob Lowe is cool. Rob Lowe and Demi Moore are having eye sex. [E.N. - not to be mistaken for cheer-sex.] Ok, now they're having regular sex. Demi Moore is holding a blue balloon. I like blue balloons. Demi Moore is wearing hilarious shirts. Demi Moore and Rob Lowe sure have sex a lot in this movie. This movie is a romantic comedy. The music in this movie is subpar. Demi Moore sucks at acting. Demi Moore gets naked an awful lot in this movie. Basically, Rob Lowe and Demi Moore are dating. She moves in, their relationship deepens, and Rob Lowe hates his job. Mat:"I enjoyed weekend at Bernie's 2." James Belushi is politically correct. Too much so. Conclusion: This movie was a little funny. It's quite slow. Demi Moore can't act. Rating: 2.5 movie rating units (MRU's) out of 5 ZACK Rob Lowe and Demi Moore got it on, the first day that they met. Demi Moore would be a really bad kindergarden teacher. Her roommate molests kindergardners. Rob Lowe is a ladies man. Demi Moore's roommate is jealous, because she wants Demi Moore to herself. Demi Moore is a slut. Mat has a secret stash of ladie's underwear. He isn't man enough to eat a whole donut. Jim Belushi to Rob Lowe: "You're about as fun as a stick." Conclusion: it starts out alright, but it drags a bunch in the end. Rating: 2 out of 5 Quality Points 3 out of 10 Bratpack Points. Mat's Nugget of Wisdom Mat: "Is that Jim or James Belushi?" Greg: "Jim is the same as James." Mat: "oh.." ------------------------------------ Mat: "I have seen Nunsense, and it's actually good." RICH [E.N - as the reviews go on, it will become obvious, that Rich likes quotes.] Greg: "That guy is fat". So far, this movie is making little or no sense, especially Mr. Belushi. See, Greg, Mat, and Zack are talking, so I can't hear the movie. This is like the beginning of Perfect Strangers. Balki is cool. Demi Moore's friend is annoying. Really annoying. "I think you're terrific." That's not a good thing to say to a man. This movie employs classic misdirection. Demi Moore and Rob Lowe are the original odd couple. [E.N. - despite coming after Oscar and Felix.] Wacky, indeed. Come on, get married. You guys are perfect for each other. Rob Lowe is in a progressive relationship with Demi Moore. Demi Moore: "I don't need a ring, you asshole." This movie is damn slow. I HATE the guy with the mustache, that Demi Moore dates after Rob Lowe. Conclusion: 2 and a half out of 5. Demi Moore is good naked.