Harold a screwed young man, who is always faking his own death. He doesn't really have much direction, but his mother insists on having direction for him. While going to a funeral, Harold meets an insane old lady named Maude, who he falls in love with, through some screwed up plotting.

The parts of the movie that I enjoyed all featured Harold, when Maude was not around. Harold faking his suicides around the women that his mother is trying to fix him up with, is hilarious. The scene where Harold wakes up next is Maude is both disturbing, and traumatic. The guys who wrote this scene, are probably the same sick fucks who thought up Viagra. There's a reason old people stop being able to perform in bed. It's because they shouldn't. Just the thought of such an unholy act, is causing me to struggle in keeping the bile from coming up my throat and out of my mouth. I had almost blocked out most of this memory, but then I had to write the review. Damn you. Damn you all,.

I give it *** out of ****