In Franken-Hooker, this scientist guy is playing around with bringing a brain to life, when his fiance is accidently mauled by a remote-controlled lawn mower. The zany antics continue, when he decides to kidnap a bunch of hookers, pick the best parts from among them, and recreate his wife-to-be. Hilarity ensues when Franken-Hooker, has the mind of a retarded hooker.

this movie was funnier than I expected. The use of crack as the subject to a great many jokes, was very approproate for the movies tone, and it worked well. I thought it was very convincing when the hookers went crazy, after finding about the guy's home-made, super-crack.

It was compelling, the way that Franken-hooker was able to trick a dirty hooligan into thinking that she wasn't some complete freak, just a nymphomaniac, who charges money. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone would not avoid a freak, who walked like a monster, and had body parts with different skin colors, connected with sutures. People who saw Frankenstein's monster went ballistic on his ass with all sorts of torches, and anger, but now that the monster had breasts and wanted sex, everything was ok. Makes sense to me.

**1/2 out of ****