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MAT A wacky father has a bathroom buddy. This movie has Corey Haim [e.n. - no, it has Corey Feldman.] Judge Reinhold, and Phoebe Cates. Plus, the Gremlin's theme song, and a camo from Steven Spielburg. When Corey Feldman spills some water, the Gremlins multiply - whoops, they're Mogwai? Gremlins follow. Billy makes lots of mistakes, causig deaths of many. The beginning is slow. It takes 45 damn minutes for a gremlin to show up! The Snow White scene is hilarious, but more gremlins sooner would have been better. Gremlins sucks, but Gremlins 2 is an improvement because of more gremlin antics. The acting is OK, the effects are kind of crappy, and the pace is awful. 3 out of 5 GREG Let's be honest- I really do't want to watch this movie right now. I've bee watching movies for 9.5 hours now, and the prospect of watching a movie that I've already seen, seams dim. Corey Feldman is lovable, but miscast. Such a waste of incredible talent, will not go unpunished, believe you me. Trying to blame this all on Feldman is not merely poor taste, it is communistic! Too much time before Gremlins start killing people. Billy is a moron. I Hate Billy. Kill Billy. Billy don't be a hero. If I could kill Billy, I would make sure to do it in an especially gruesome way. What the hell is wrong with this movie? Mat = Billy. Director = Mat. Movie gains points because the mogwai that bit Corey Feldman, dies, once again proving that you don't mess with Corey Feldman. (as if you needed more proof.) Conclusion: This movie dead sucks. Rating: n\a MRU's out of 5 5 Dreyfusses out of 5 Death Count: 6, (on screen,) sadly, none are Billy. (bastards.) ZACK Judge Reinhold is goofy. Phoebe Cates is a bad dresser. Billy is an idiot, this movie has a severe shortage of Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman was wasted in this role. Gremlins is pissing me off. Billy is a friggin' moron. What the hell is wrong with him? When Corey Feldman found out about what Billy did, I can guarantee, that he kicked Billy's ass. Gizmo should have cut off Billy's head about 30 minutes into the movie. The only human that should killed a gremlin is Corey Feldman (who, I'm willing to bet killed the most off-screen.) Every other human should have died, except for Phoebe Cates and the crazy neighbors. Rating: -2000 out of 5 on the Feldman scale Mat didn't get any points on the suckitude scale. This movie took them all away.