3:55 p.m.
MAT
Corey Haim Mixes some music.
He wants to transfer to a music school, but his father won't
let him. Some thugs steal his demo tape, but Corey Haim hits
them and runs. For no reason, Corey Haim wants to dress like
a girl. He doesn't even look convincing! I suppose his reason
is to be in music class to enter the winter showcase. Gratuitous
nudity ensues when he cleans a girl's shower room. Corey Haim
makes the bully look like an idiot, and gives love advice to
his love. A gym teacher thinks Haim is a lesbian, but finds out
his secret. Many wacky scenes ensue. There are many weird lines
such as "in a buick once..." [e.n.- it's odd if you
are watching the scene that it's in.] His parents get in on the
act. The zaniness rises to a climax at the cheerleading competition.
Core Haim fight the bully. Who wins? watch "Just one of
the girls" to find out!
it scores: 4 out of 5
GREG
"Science is alright, but
you can't dance to it!" - Just one of the lines which Corey
Haim delivers to perfection. My movie experiance is tainted.
I'm Already prejudiced against this movie due to the pain caused
by my accidently poking myself in the eye with my pen just now,
despite the fact that I wear glasses. Corey Haim plays a convincing
woman, despite his coolosity. Nicole Eggert adds to the movie
as Corey Haim's love interest. the movie is slightly marked by
the lack of Feldman, however the lack is understable, as there
is no adequate role for the Feldster.
Conclusion: This movie leaves...speachless.
Corey Haim reaches his inner Haim in this movie: anew level of
cool. In addition, the old, curly haired, "You Can't Do
That on Television" Alanis Morrisette is in this movie.
[e.n.- actually, this movie had the canadian popstar Alanis.
She was younger and had short hair when she was on Y.C.D.T.O.T.]
Corey Haim and plot twist after plot twist makes this an excellent
viewing for anyone.
Rating: 5 MRU's out of 5
5 Feldman out of 5
Death Count: 0, but the bully was pretty embarrassed
ZACK
No Feldman, however there is
Corey Haim. Nicole Eggert is also in this, and the fact that
she was in Charles in Charge adds to the coolness. Bullies threaten
Corey's life, Corey goes in drag, Zaniness unsues. Why does Corey
insist on wearing a bra? He is not an attractive girl. Mat just
gained a suckitude point for taking the last carrot. This movie
is mostly a bunch of plot twists, and it completely rules. Core
Haim can talk his way out of anything.
Rating: 5 out of 5 on the Feldman
scale
(Though there was no Feldman, Corey Haim pulled off the save.)
Mat Suckitude scale: 3 out of
10
(1 point up from the default.) |
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