#4

Just One of the Girls
Starring Corey Haim
and Nicole Eggert

3:55 p.m.

MAT

Corey Haim Mixes some music. He wants to transfer to a music school, but his father won't let him. Some thugs steal his demo tape, but Corey Haim hits them and runs. For no reason, Corey Haim wants to dress like a girl. He doesn't even look convincing! I suppose his reason is to be in music class to enter the winter showcase. Gratuitous nudity ensues when he cleans a girl's shower room. Corey Haim makes the bully look like an idiot, and gives love advice to his love. A gym teacher thinks Haim is a lesbian, but finds out his secret. Many wacky scenes ensue. There are many weird lines such as "in a buick once..." [e.n.- it's odd if you are watching the scene that it's in.] His parents get in on the act. The zaniness rises to a climax at the cheerleading competition. Core Haim fight the bully. Who wins? watch "Just one of the girls" to find out!
it scores: 4 out of 5

GREG

"Science is alright, but you can't dance to it!" - Just one of the lines which Corey Haim delivers to perfection. My movie experiance is tainted. I'm Already prejudiced against this movie due to the pain caused by my accidently poking myself in the eye with my pen just now, despite the fact that I wear glasses. Corey Haim plays a convincing woman, despite his coolosity. Nicole Eggert adds to the movie as Corey Haim's love interest. the movie is slightly marked by the lack of Feldman, however the lack is understable, as there is no adequate role for the Feldster.

Conclusion: This movie leaves...speachless. Corey Haim reaches his inner Haim in this movie: anew level of cool. In addition, the old, curly haired, "You Can't Do That on Television" Alanis Morrisette is in this movie. [e.n.- actually, this movie had the canadian popstar Alanis. She was younger and had short hair when she was on Y.C.D.T.O.T.] Corey Haim and plot twist after plot twist makes this an excellent viewing for anyone.

Rating: 5 MRU's out of 5
5 Feldman out of 5
Death Count: 0, but the bully was pretty embarrassed

ZACK

No Feldman, however there is Corey Haim. Nicole Eggert is also in this, and the fact that she was in Charles in Charge adds to the coolness. Bullies threaten Corey's life, Corey goes in drag, Zaniness unsues. Why does Corey insist on wearing a bra? He is not an attractive girl. Mat just gained a suckitude point for taking the last carrot. This movie is mostly a bunch of plot twists, and it completely rules. Core Haim can talk his way out of anything.

Rating: 5 out of 5 on the Feldman scale
(Though there was no Feldman, Corey Haim pulled off the save.)

Mat Suckitude scale: 3 out of 10
(1 point up from the default.)

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