5:18 a.m.

MAT [E.N. - Mat was sleeping, so he didn't write a review. Here is a picture of him instead.] That is a clear bowl with a frowning face drawn on it. GREG Yet another Emilio movie. This movie has elements of humor. I hope the city representative ends up being Carl Winslow from Family Matters. Aww, too bad, it wasn't. I'm really tired, I wish I was in bed. Seriously! I just found myself closing my eyes. Not a good sign. I'm doing a bit better now. This movie is funny. The city rep. is really cool. This movie needs Corey Feldman. Conclusion: The black guy rules. Emilio Rules. This movie rules. I guess 4 MRUs out of 5. ZACK This movie rocks. We got some excellent pictures of Mat. I urinated again, and low and behold, it was clear again. Sweet! Mat slept thru it all. I forgot to write anything. When I wasn't watching, I was setting up Mat. 4 out of 5 Quality Points 3 out of 10 Bratpack Points Mat's Nugget of Wisdom (while looking at a fake corpse.) Mat: "Is that Phil Hartman? It looks like him." (That's just about he said, they entire movie.) RICH Like how good it started? with high hopes and all? Creepy characters abound in the first three minutes of this Brat Pack talent showcase. Charlie Sheen rules. Zack: "Everything in this movie, happened because Emilio said so." policeman = annoying. "Methinks" is a funny word. Charlie Cheen's ponytail = Chiuahua's penis. I hate shitheads who mess with their women. 5 stars.

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