1:37 a.m.
MAT
This theme music sounds familiar.
Joel Schumacher directed this movie. I liked two of his other
films, Lost Boys, and A Time to Kill. In this flick, Rob Lowe
gets arrested for drunk driving. Emilio flirts with Andie McDowell.
Rob Lowe plays the saxophone in this movie. Judd Nelson, who
voiced Rodimus Prime in the Transformer movie, puts Lowe's head
in a toilet. McCarthy does a funny cover of Respect, by Aretha
Franklin. The music sounds like a theme song for a soap opera.
Judd Nelson is going to get married, except he also likes a chick
who does coke with a bunch of MTV-watching Arabs. The structure
is like a less-complicated Magnolia with elevator music. [E.N.
- and no frogs. sadly.] I took a brief nap in this one. [E.N.
- by brief, he means about half the length of the movie.] I'm
not sure about the title though - St. Elmo's Fire? Is that the
name of the hospital or the city? Judd Nelson gets very pissed
at Ally Sheedy, whose name was described by MAD Magazine as sounding
more like an Arabian curse than an actress's name. Demi Moore
has wacky hair.
I give St. Elmo's Fire 2.5 out
of 4 stars.
GREG
I hope this movie is good. Unfortunately,
it was directed by Joel Schumacher. However, it does have many
Brat Pack members. Emilio is in love. Damn Andrew McCarthy doesn't
understand. Emilio's name is "Kirby" hehe. This movie
is cool so far. I don't like Mare Winningham. Emilio + McCarthy
are cool. This movie is about successful romantic relationships.
Conclusion: This movie was good
- enthralling (hence lack of review), liked it a lot.
Rating: 5 MRU's out of 5
ZACK
I haven't seen this movie yet.
Demi Moore has really bad hair. Judd Nelson just gave Rob Lowe
a swirly. No explanation given, none needed. Andrew McCarthy
never made a pass at Demi Moore, so she assumes that he's gay.
Poor Judd, he accidently had sex with an attractive lady. That
prostitute makes a damn good point. Demi Moore is such a slut.
Mare Winningham sucks. Rob Lowe rocks. Andrew McCarthy is a freaking
moron. He's trying to make a move on Judd Nelson's woman.
You do NOT want Judd
to make this face at you. |
Conclusion: Caffiene is good.
I like Jolt
4.5 out of 5 Quality Points.
8 out of 10 Brat Pack Points.
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Mat's Nugget of Wisdom
Mat: "I have not been asleep.
I just closed my eyes for a little bit."
Zack: "Ok, then what's been happening?"
Mat: "Uh...there's some couples with problems....."
Zack: "You've been asleep." |
RICH
The people in this movie exhibit
a strange lack of common sense. It's pretty cool when Rob Lowe
is caught with that guy's wife. Dis movie be good. Naomi = cool,
She makes good points. Rob Lowe is cool, especially when he tells
his wife to get her kids neutered before they shack up with "fucking
sluts". I think Mare Winningham is decent in St. Elmo's
Fire. Her problem is she's beautiful but looks thirty-five or
forty. Demi Moore needs to be nude in this movie. COME ON, why
didn't the producers of St. Elmo's Fire use the proven successful
formula of "About Last Night...."? Which is, naked
Demi Moore. No Emilioness.
Conclusion: 5
"I love the woman you love,
so don't kill me."- McCarthy
Mare Winningham's character
is unloved, unappreciated and uncared for. Just like in real
life. Methinks there's nepotism afoot. |
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